THE ADVENTURES OF NORMAN OKLAHOMA #9


THERE’S NO SUCH THING as aliens.

Werewolves? You bet.

Zombies? Of course.

Vampires? Obviously.

But aliens? It’s all just a pile of paranoia and conspiracy theories if you ask me.

“How many cats are we talking about here, Clem?” I asked.

“Six,” Clem said.

“Six?” I asked.

“Six,” he clarified.

“Someone has taken six cats from you?”

“Not all at the same time,” Clem said. “Every couple of days one of ‘em has gone missing.”

“How long has this been going on?” I asked.

“Little over a month now,” he said. “It started with Mrs. Whiskers.”

“Mrs. Whiskers?”

“Yes sir,” he said. “About a month or so back I got up one morning and filled all the cat dishes for breakfast. Them cats can hear that sound from anywhere in, or out of the house. That food hits one of them bowls and them cats come running.”

I nodded to show that I was listening.

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