I've cleaned it up and changed all the names and such, but otherwise it's much the same.
Simon Longstride is the King of Valen and Overlord of the West. It is also his birthday.
To celebrate, he and his friend Kelt travel to Saldan, Simon's birthplace, and find themselves in a a seedy tavern, surrounded by the enemy.
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